This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
