My brain says no but my pants say off.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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