i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
