Sponge bath it is.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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