hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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