I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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