Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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