i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
All the doctor said was why
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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