he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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