If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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