I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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