He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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