Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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