I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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