We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
its liver damage thursday
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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