These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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