Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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