I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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