But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
