How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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