Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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