proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I need moral support for this bender
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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