my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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