I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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