You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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