You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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