North Korea, Best Korea!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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