Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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