I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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