If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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