Sponge bath it is.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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