sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
he puts the penis in happiness.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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