"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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