these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
