I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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