The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
