So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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