We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
we should paint friendship bongs
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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