I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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