Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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