he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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