i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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