So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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