You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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