SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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