just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize
