was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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