So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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