He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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