Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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