Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
