i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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