what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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