Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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