You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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