"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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