Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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