: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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